Alternatives Rock

I can't believe I was gone that long. I wish I had been chronicling my life during the time in which I was not blogging, but alas, I did not. Thankfully, due to recent advances in parallel universe exploration, I was able to take a look at other dimensions to see what I had been up to lately. I'm glad that I at least remembered to blog in those alternate dimensions.

This is a pretty good time for a bullet list, as I give you some excerpts from random alterna-me's bloggings:

• "Today I discovered that Mom was actually my daughter. I don't know how this works, but I'm blaming President Nikki Six's recent holiday: Magic Day."
• "The doctors said my head wouldn't grow back, but I proved those jerks wrong!"
• "The thing you have to remember about my new car is that it often morphs into a manticore. I can't figure out how to fix that."
• "I need to come out and say this...I'm centisexual."