Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Good Boss

I can't believe I didn't tell you about the time that I got locked in a filing cabinet! I mean, it wasn't too exciting. But it was weird enough that you'd think I would've mentioned it. Basically, my secretary, Judy, mistook me for a pile of tax forms and filed me away. Can you imagine her embarassment when I emerged later that day? She was mortified! She asked how she could make it up to me. Could she buy me a coffee? Read me a bedtime story? Cut my crusts off of my sandwiches?

"No," I said to her. "I want you to mark this day on the calendar. And next year, on the same day, I want you to file me into the cabinet again."

I like to think that I'm a good boss.

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