When I was 12, my younger sister's best friend, Goblin Princess, passed away rather tragically when her family's forest fortress was raided by warriors. My sister was devastated, understandably, and I vowed that one day I would erect a monument in her honor.
My friends, today is that day. At midnight tonight I shall activate the Goblin Princess Memorial Waterwheel, which will be stationed in my Dogface the Dog Memorial Bathtub. And so everytime I cleanse my body I will be powering the waterwheel which in turn will power my Great Uncle Roger Memorial AM/FM Radio.
I've invited some great guests to the unveiling tonight. I don't want to be a namedropper, but lets just say that some of my guests are part robot and part marsupial, if ya know what I mean (winkwinknudgenudge). My sister will be the guest of honor, and she'll be giving a speech before the waterwheel is activated. And for the curious ones in the audience, I assure you that I will not be taking shower during the first run of the waterwheel. With my sister in attendance, that would be kind of awkward.
Especially considering that we just stopped dating a month or two ago.
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