50th Post Spectacular!

In celebration of 50 posts, the THO staff went out and interviewed a few choice individuals on this milestone occassion.

"Wow, I honestly didn't think you were going to write more than three blog entires."
-Captain Lightrod
Superhero

"I tried to read your blog, but I was distracted by the smell of the inside of my own nose."
-Bill "Melted Cheese" Jordan
Anthropologist, Star Wars action figure collector

"Your words are like eyeliner on the eyelashes of life."
-Bridget Bridgetson
Supermodel

"I still don't understand what a bloog is, but you sure did do a good one."
-Grandma
Grandmother

"Ever since you stole my motorized hummingbird, I've made sure to not read anything you may have ever written.
-Dr. Bort
Scientist, motorized bird lover

"Your coverage of the Danish/San Diego War was nonexistant."
-Arthur P. Willingham
Columnist

"I swear to God, boy, you better get that blog off my front lawn!"
-Chester Crotchmaster
Angry old neighbor

Please note that this is not actually the 50th post in the blog.