While I Was Dead

Oh man, I'm so sorry about the little delay in my blog updating. I have a pretty good excuse though: I was dead. They had a funeral and buried me and everything.

No, I'm not a zombie.

Anyways, now that thats done and behind me, I guess I should catch you up on whats been going on around the castle...

• List production is at an all-time high. We're churning out some real high-quality lists. Like the one you're reading now!
• Three members of Ferret Congress ran away into the woods. There is currently a council being assembled to appoint new congressferrets.
• The development of robotic toast has been temporarily stopped so that our scientists can first figure out how to make robotic components more digestible by humans.
• President Obama gave us a shout out in the latest issue of Presidential Shout-Outs Weekly.