Throw that beef out the window! It's time for Lent!

I thought it was a dream, but I quickly learned that it wasn't. The manner in which I learned this was that Moses, himself, told me that it wasn't a dream. See, the very fact that I was facing Moses led me to believe that it was a dream. But if Moses says this isn't a dream, than I'm going to believe him.

"What was it like when you had to dress up like Michael from "The Office" and build an arc?" I asked.

"That was not me."

"Oh. Remind me, what did you do?"

"I led my people through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. I revealed the 10 Commandments! I..."

"Oh shit, I know who you are. Charlton Heston."

"That joke is so old," he said. "Did you learn anything from Sunday School?"

I thought about that for a moment. What did I learn in Sunday School? Joe taught me how to draw a robot. Me and Paul used to shoot rubber bands at each other. Nick showed me how to spell "HELLHOLE" in a calculator.

"Not much, honestly."

"Well Lent has begun, lad. What are you going to give up this year?"

"Talking to Biblical figures, I think."

"Touche."

And then I ended up here. On the Internet.