War is Heck

After watching CNN: The Movie last night, I was tempted to start a little war of my own. Its hard, though, when everyone loves you so much.

Me: "Hey, Ms. Adams, you suck! Lets fight! Right now! In the street! Hold on...I'm going to go get my gun! Do you have a gun? If you don't, I'll get you a gun. We have to have guns if I'm going to declare war on you! You hear me? You're going down! I'm going to win this relatively small war!"

Ms. Adams: "Stop yelling, sonny! I can't understand what you're all frantic about. Why don't you come on in to my kitchen and have some cookies that I just baked. You're always such a good boy. Good boys get cookies!"

Me: "Okay..."

They were good cookies.