The hell with Christmas and its overcommercialization. And Hanakuh, with the name that i cannot pronounce or spell correctly, is too long for someone as impatient as myself. Kwanzaa? That name always reminds me of a type of bread. "Hey, Jimmy, slice me off some of that Kwanzaa! I want to put some jam on it."
Anyways, I had my own Holiday Season celebration this year. Xubermonica. Its pretty awesome. First of all, just look at the awesome name! I created it, rather cleverly, by taking the letter "x" (which is a pretty rad name) and sticking it on "super", while getting rid of that passe "s". THEN I took the word "harmonica", sliced off the front half, and stuck it onto "Xuber."
XUBERMONICA.
Anyways, Xubermonica is celebrated in just one hour, making it pretty nice for those of us who can't be bothered for a day long celebration. And celebrating it is a snap! You dont need gifts. Or cookies. Or alcohol. Or Kwanzaa bread. You just need to wear a hat. You've got a hat, right? Any hat will do. Wear a hat, and read a magazine. Thats it! Thats all there is to it.
I did, this year. It was the most fun I've ever had.
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