My Time With Magic

I, being the curious cat that I am, was thinking about zombies the other day. See, if zombies were living humans who died and came back to life again, albeit rotting and stuff, does this mean that plants could die and then come back as zombie plants?

To test this hypothisis, I killed my Mom's flowers (sorry, Mom) by not watering them for a few days. Next, I went down to Necromonimart and picked up some old books on spellcraft. They were pricey, but I kinda assumed they would be. I got home, looked up the ingredients, and then bought those too. I didnt need too much. Just some "Throat of Ape" and a few "Dark Berries of the Frozen Wasteland of Noarut'hexz." I found them.

So, I started messing around with the spell. I'm not fluent in pure evil, so it took a little bit of work to get the spell right. There were a few miscastings. People died. One of the 50 states melted into the earth (sorry, Wyoming). But finally I got it right, and my dead flowers started to rise from their dry soil. They were still crispy and dry, but they were standing nonetheless.

I stared at them for a few minutes. They stood there, motionless. Much like they did when they were alive. I was deepily unsatisfied.

Anyways: I'm selling a few spell books. Interested?