Follownig the success of Hary Potter and those books where a polar bear had bad-ass armor on it (whatever it was called), I reckon that I too could make some fantasy literature that resonates with both adults and children. So I'm writing my books now.
Its called Dormingu: Quest for the Enchanted Boots
The main character, Porter Klinklam, is still depressed about the death of his parents all those years ago by the evil Valpathian the Evil. Thankfully, his life isn't all that sucky because he is about to become a noble knight for the kingdom of Spangillis. Anyways, while in knight training he befriends the goofy and doomed-to-die nerd named Bilter and the too-sassy-for-thou girl knight Zaborina. Of course, things get crazy during a training mission when the three get seperated from the knigh group. So nooooow they've got to get back to their school, all while getting involved in some sort of love triangle and finding out about the evil forces of Valpathian resurfacing.
Somewhere during all this madness, they encounter an infant mungilunger (some sort of hairy beast that is known to be ill tempered) which they befriend and teach how to be nice and loyal. At some point there is a wacky old witch in a cabin in the woods. Also, they all end up in a river eventually, with something happening just in the knick of time to prevent them from going over a giant waterfall. There is a talking tree that teaches them a lesson, too.
Also, the story is spread out over 6 books:
Dormingu: Quest for the Enchanted Boots: The Boy Who Was Mad at the World
Dormingu: Quest for the Enchanted Boots: Adventures in Toopeloog
Dormingu: Quest for the Enchanted Boots: The Evil and Seedy City That Never Sleeps
Dormingu: Quest for the Enchanted Boots: 1,000 Ancient Ghosts Who Talk About Things
Dormingu: Quest for the Enchanted Boots: Inside Hell's Vegetable Garden
Dormingu: Quest for the Enchanted Boots: Final Battle with Everything
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