Truthapalooza

So I wanted to dispell some rumors about me that you might've heard going around Castle Blogsylvania lately. I think its important that you hear both sides of the story, you know?

• I will not be resigning from the hit teen drama Woodchuck Farm. In fact, I've just renewed my contract with the network for another three seasons. I don't want to give very much away, but yes, you can expect to see a lot more of my character and his on-going pursuit of Blackmarket Betty.
• Those tabloid pictures of me with a third arm were, actually, real. I had the arm removed not long after those pictures were taken, though.
• Yes, the EBay auction for my detatched third arm is legitimate.
• I'll have a guest voice-over role in the 14th season of the anime series Super Tangerine Team.
• I really have converted to digital milk, and I'm very happy with that decision.

Thats all the rumors I can think of. If you remember more, please speak up.