My Brother: The Snackfood

People ask about my twin brother all the time. "What happened to him?" or "Why isn't he around anymore?"

Well, my friends, I'm often surprised by these questions. Do you not remember his rare condition that made it so his body was made out of pretzel? Its not the kind of thing that you forget.

To make a long (actually, it might not be all that long) story short: He ate himself. He could not resist his crispy salty body any more than the rest of us pretzel loving humans.

I only regret that I did not eat him first. I had a special case of beer picked out for the occasion.