The Call

I got the call last night. It was President-Elect Obama. He said to me the words I never thought I would hear: "Would you please join my cabinet as Secretary of Spongebaths?"

But.

I had to turn him down. I mean, yes, its a very prestigous job. Yes, I know I'd be awesome at that job. At the same time, I swore I'd never pick up a sponge again. After what happened that night...at Club Bubblebath...I just can't.

I only hope that one of you will get the call. Serve this country the best you can, please. I wish it could've been me.